What happens in LA, stays in LA

So we played in LA last Monday night with Socratic and it was great. The only other time we'd ever played the main room was like 2 years ago and there were only 8 people there but one of them was John Philip Theodore for some reason (dude was TALL). Anyway, we were hanging out in the parking lot after Socratic and this crazy old drunk woman rushed outside, bit Noah's nipple, almost got ran over by a car and then crashed face-first into a dumpster as she was chasing us (because we had to run away from her). Security informed us that she was passed out in the alley later on in the night. Awesome